This Week… Falling Upwards!


“This is a pandemic. I felt it was a pandemic long before it was called a pandemic.” – Donald Trump

“Oh dear, it appears that we may be headed for trouble. Cases are spiking once more, those pesky young people continue to jeopardise society by eating out to help out. It’s outrageous, all I’m trying to do is shoot foxes with my thirty mates on a Saturday evening.”

Anyway, this week I can’t be bothered to write any more about the C word. Instead I’m going to write about the good goings on in the world, take Will Smith for example. This week he announced that he was opening up the house of Bel Air to visitors and guests on AirBnb, a rare chance to relive a nineties fantasy.

Meanwhile Morrisson’s have started selling bags of wet eggs, hundreds of wet eggs in fact, enough eggs and egg juice to pickle yourself in all weekend.

Elsewhere, wildlife is flourishing in the United Kingdom, all sorts of rare and exotic species seem to have surfaced as of late – like snakes, oh and this guy

Unfortunately I don’t have too much more to offer than that this week, largely because I’ve been self isolating. I haven’t seen daylight in weeks and to be honest I don’t think that I’ll ever go outside ever again, unless I’m shooting with my mates obvs.

Here’s the internet…