Asking For A Friend #38

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.
Is this sexy enough for a dinner date with a lady?
Asking for a friend.
Anyone want to buy a pair of fish flops?
Asking for a friend.
How do I get a photo removed off the fucking Internet?
Asking for a friend.
Anyone want to fuck a robot?
Asking for a friend.
Would you like to cum in my shop?
Asking for a friend.
Is it normal to feel so lethargic every morning after your breakfast?
Asking for a friend.
Was I pissed last night?
Asking for a friend.
Anyone want to buy a deconstructed artisan cake?
Asking for a friend.
Are you happy?
Asking for a friend.
Anyone looking for a builder?
Asking for a friend
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