Asking For A Friend #33

33. The number of vertebrae in the human spine. Jesus' age when he was crucified. A brand of Vietnamese beer. The number of innings played in the longest baseball game in history. A Smashing Pumpkins song. And now the most recent edition of Asking For A Friend. Let the relentless stream of questions gush forth…
Will these give you the Force?
Asking for a friend.
Are these suitable shoes for a 44 year old man to wear to see Star Wars?
Asking for a friend.
Is Putin an immortal vampire?
Asking for Disclose TV.
Do they do these in black?
Asking for a friend.
How do you tell your child not to submit their art homework without hurting their feelings?
Asking for a friend.
If you have a micro penis, should you tell the papers?
Asking for a friend.
Are these sexy enough to wear to go dogging?
Asking for a friend.
If your three year old shoots you and your wife, can you press charges?
Asking for a shot father.
Does my ex still have feelings for me?
Asking for a friend.
Anyone want to buy some trendy snow boots?
Asking for a friend.
Would this be ok as an Xmas stocking filler?
Asking for a friend.
Anyone want a bespoke Xmas nativity display? Collection only.
Asking for a friend.
Anyone need a discount Xmas tree?
Asking for a friend.
Anyone need tickets for the Pagan Winter Wonderworld?
Asking for a friend.
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