Asking For A Friend #33

33. The number of vertebrae in the human spine. Jesus' age when he was crucified. A brand of Vietnamese beer. The number of innings played in the longest baseball game in history. A Smashing Pumpkins song. And now the most recent edition of Asking For A Friend. Let the relentless stream of questions gush forth…

Will these give you the Force?

Asking for a friend.

Are these suitable shoes for a 44 year old man to wear to see Star Wars?

Asking for a friend.

Is Putin an immortal vampire?

Asking for Disclose TV.

Do they do these in black?

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How do you tell your child not to submit their art homework without hurting their feelings?

Asking for a friend.

If you have a micro penis, should you tell the papers?

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Are these sexy enough to wear to go dogging?

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If your three year old shoots you and your wife, can you press charges?

Asking for a shot father.

Does my ex still have feelings for me?

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Anyone want to buy some trendy snow boots?

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Would this be ok as an Xmas stocking filler?

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Anyone want a bespoke Xmas nativity display? Collection only.

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Anyone need a discount Xmas tree?

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Anyone need tickets for the Pagan Winter Wonderworld?

Asking for a friend.