Asking For A Friend #29
You'd think that by this point Mitch Davis's friend would've run out of questions – or at least been taken to see a mental health professional by a concerned onlooker. However, these options do not even begin to enter the picture and once more we've got a weekly dose of peculiar quizzicals for you to have a cheeky giggle at – kicking off with the delightful creature above;
If there's a Unicorn in your bath, does it mean the mushrooms haven't worn off yet? Asking for a friend.
Anyone looking for an experienced kitchen porter? Asking for a friend.
Why don't I get invited to any parties? Asking for a friend.
Is it ok for a man in his forties to go trick or treating on his own? Asking for a friend.
Why doesn't anyone ring or text anymore? Asking for a friend.
Will sellotaping Frazzles to your arm help wean yourself off carcinogenic bacon sandwiches? Asking for a friend.
Anyone want to go out with me? Asking for a friend.
Anyone looking for a cheap Air BnB in leafy Hertfordshire? Asking for a friend.
Is Marion Cotillard single? Asking for a friend.
Anyone want to buy cheap tickets to a cracking owl sanctuary in Norfolk? Asking for a friend.
Anybody want a free boat? Must be able to collect from Dungeness. (Preferably unaccompanied) Asking for a friend.
Any ladies care to join me on my new sofa this evening? Asking for a friend.
Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.
Joining The Circus
What to do for British politics?
Solidarity with Ukraine
URL vs. IRL
Do DJs Today Need Social Media to Be Heard?
I Hear (Borusiade Remix)
Mother of MarsShop Now
Hologram TeenShop Now