OK so I bought the teleporter from The Fly off eBay last night and today what Ive done is, in one side Ive bundled 50 Cent, Green Velvets Perculator and some BBQ chicken wings. One push of the button and woosh! There we go, out on the other side they pop all melded together in a glorious bass booming freak hybrid hip hop style. Far more appealing than the Brundel Fly, and less likely to puke on food and go on killing sprees. Its ya birthday its ya birthday were gonna party like its ya birthday goes fiddys mouth. It seems a bit dumb, but loveable, definitely loveable.

Ian Mcquaid