Brilliant. This is just what we need. Keane doing Backstreet Boys in a Big Pink karaoke backing track stylee with an 80s glitz pop flourish. Has the whole world gone mad? And get this: One of them sings and the other one just sort of stands there looking bored. Hang on. It’s a piss take isn’t it? Watch the video to ‘Wonderful Life’ and tell me it’s not a piss take. It is a piss take! Isn’t it? Isn’t it? Expect: ‘Seminal’ V Festival appearance in the JJB Arena or whatever the fuck it’s called. Hue & Cry revival.

Jim Brackpool