This Week… Lone Wolves, Debates And Not-So-Heavy Metal

"The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts while the stupid ones are full of confidence." – C Bukowski

“If everything seems under control, you’re not going fast enough.” M Andretti

"There's always somebody who is paid too much, and taxed too little – and it's always somebody else." – C Hightower

"Never underestimate the power of human stupidity." – R Heinlein

"Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner." – J Bovard

"I am a great believer in luck. The harder I work, the more of it I seem to have." – C Cox

"It is the nature of every person to error, but only the fool perseveres in error." – M T Cicero

SO, what's in the news?

Well, aside from BoJo's tackle – yes, the photo is coming up shortly – these are the best three things to cross my palm with silver this week;

Teenager creates website allowing motorists to fight parking tickets in minutes – Genius!

Bow-tie wearing duck has pub brawl with dog after downing pint – Best. Story. Ever.

And this beauty, courtesy of our own William Wasteman.

This one's for our very own McQuaid, what a loose cannon…

Here comes the BEST thing to happen this week…

Joe Europe found his way into my emails and sent this…

Debates eh?

Favourite gif this week, WHY WAS HE PUSHED???

WHY WAS HE PUSHED?

Comedy gold…

Puns…

Welllllll…

Just put it out of it's misery…

Not enough maracas but…

Right then, who fancies Netflix, chill and this beauty?

Life being cruel…

I don't know what this is but it scares me…

Alright then, let's have a cat…

So cool…

And I'll leave you with the new that Boeing might just have made the lightest metal in the world…

Did somebody say pub crawl? Mine's a pint of the strongest ale they've got…

xx