This Week… Get Bits Or Die Mining, Kes, And How To Alienate People


"Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else." – Margaret Mead

"Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday." – Don Marquis

"You cannot blame porn. When I was young, I used to masturbate to Gilligan's Island.” – Ron Jeremy

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahaa what a twat.

Oh hi, reader. Welcome back to another week of the news for the week from the last 7even days. Have you heard the news? Have you seen the latest? I'm all for veganism but don't bring animals into it you fucking moron. Hot, hot, heat mapping exercise route app is revealing Military locations in areas of war. Apparently more than half of british people support raising National Insurance to fund the NHS. If only we could find £350m from somewhere, that would probably help a fair bit.

I was just reading about the Culture Secretary, Matt Hancock's social network app, uniquely called Matt Hancock MP. As with any app there are a few questions that music be asked along the way.

Matt Hancock would like to access your photos.

Matt Hancock would like to access your camera.

He's the first polician to use the app, which has mainly focused on the music business. Apparently, it will 'allow the West Suffolk MP to communicate with members of his constituency, as well as update national followers with news related to his cabinet post and party-political messages'.

Well, I for one think it's a great idea, modern and very progressive, very cultural — which is important because he is the culture secretary. I probably speak on behalf of the entire R$N office when I say good on you Matt Hancock MP.



What else has been happening?

Theresa May went on holiday to China

Did you know that Tortoises are being smuggled around the world?

Kes is 50! Most Kestrals only live for a few years but the oldest Kestrel on record from a European ringing study was 16yrs 5months old.

What an amazing career he's had. Most of my actor friends can barely get a role but Kes is on another level.

Alex/Pex @Pexlington is a parcel.

Also, have you traded cypto yet?

Russian's beware.

50 Cent = £7m Bitcoin. Get Bits or Die Mining.


Have you seen that new series on netflix called Dirty Money. If, like me, you like to be horrified and saddened by the world, then this rip roaring series is for you. No need for tissues. This one just makes you incredibly bitter. Enjoy

That's Mark E. Smith that is.


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