Asking For A Friend #46

 
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There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 


Anyone want to go halves on this?
Asking for a friend.

How do you get a girl to forgive you if yesterday's prank didn't go down too well? 
Asking for a friend.

Is this a suitable look for a job interview with Asda?
Asking for a friend.

Is this Balearic? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a doll?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a one off, artisan armchair? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for work in my new club?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy an artisan mobility scooter?
Asking for a friend.

Does my bum look big in these? 
Asking for a friend.

ANYONE want to buy an artisan Mouse Disco?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a baby sitter? 
Asking for a friend.