Asking For A Friend #44

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 

Can someone lend us £2 please?
Asking for a friend.

Where were you on Nov 15th?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for love?
Asking for a friend's family.

Anyone want to buy an exotic pet? May have some genetic defects. 
Asking for a friend.

Do my socks go with my flops?
Asking for a friend.

Is this my stop? 
Asking for a friend.

Do you like my tight perm?
Asking for a friend.

Does a thong go with adidas tracksuit bottoms?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone wanna buy a laptop? Slight superficial damage to the screen.
Asking for a friend.

Can I have a different sister please?
Asking for a baby.