Asking For A Friend #27

As we plow on through the years, seasons seemingly changing all around us by the minute and with far too many people already talking about those big festivities that'll be happening towards the end of December, it's always nice to have a strong bit of consistency. That's why the Asking For A Friend format features absolutely no changes whatsoever as Mitch Davis is clearly on to a good thing. Here comes this week's dose, kicking off with the fine image above;

Is this bicycle 'artisan' enough to cycle around East London? Asking for a friend.

Anybody know any drug dealers who take credit card payments…and deliver on a Sunday night? Asking for a friend.

If I eat this birthday cake I just made, all to myself, will I be sick? Asking for a friend

Do I have anger issues? Asking for a friend.

Anybody need a shit hot mega DJ? Ideal for medium sized festivals, birthday parties or funerals. Asking for a friend.

Is it illegal to create a radicalised religious terror group? Asking for the Britain First cretins.

Is this a good look for an album cover? Asking for Tonix.

Should I have got a dog instead of this cat? Asking for a friend.

Is this a lonely enough looking profile pic for Tinder? Asking for a friend.

Can anyone sort guest list for this? Asking for a friend.

Is it safe to try and treat your piles with a fucking sword? Asking for a friend.

If you wear these will people think you're a sexy robot from the future? Asking for a friend.

Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.