Asking For A Friend #20


Twenty seems like a worthy enough number that we should be doing something special to celebrate this momentous occasion for Mitch Davis and his friend. However, since his friend has often been so keen to stay out of the spotlight we thought we'd just stick to the basics and throw him a little behind closed doors party that was so private that not even Mitch or his friend was invited. That's enough rambling, here's your weekly Asking For A Friend fix;

Yeah China, why didn't you warn them? Asking for a friend.

Anybody want to buy a caravan? Asking for a friend.

If your new girlfriend is at work and this just happened, should you leave her a note and go home? Asking for a friend.

How long should you leave a status up before deleting it because it hasn't had any 'Likes'? Asking for a friend.

If your neighbour is leaving you notes, does she fancy you? Asking for a friend.

Is it normal for my middle testicle to be smaller than the other two? Asking for a friend.

If you post a photo of your laptop and call it a studio, does it make you cool? Asking for a friend.

If you upload a screen shot of Ableton to Facebook, will it make your track sound better? Asking for a friend.

Is it wrong to lie to your girlfriend? Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy some secondhand meat? Asking for a friend.

How many months on the trot can you smoke crystal meth before your teeth fall out? Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pony? Asking for a friend.

Is it sad to get pissed on your own on a Saturday night because nobody likes you? Asking for a friend.

Anyone need a horse and carriage for weddings etc? Asking for a friend.

Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.