"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies." - Groucho Marx
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office." - Aesop
"I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second." - Ralph Nader
No we aren't talking about DJ Khaled's motivational speech but the fan dabby dozy news which our divine leader Theresa May sprung upon us earlier this week. We are having ANOTHER election. Elections for everyone, young, old, unborn and FOREVER MORE. Clearly we have learnt nothing in the last year, for heavens sake we backed a man to lead us out of Europe who's only other policy was to reinforce smoking in pubs. Fancy a vote mate?
Aye, lets have another one, why the fuck not.
Anyway, it's all good because big Humphrey is having a party in Shepway this weekend apparently. Us lot from Ransom Note are thinking about heading down sometime around Saturday afternoon to throw stones at the ducks, shout at some immigrants and get right on down to some crusty old drum and bass. You only live once and all that...
In other news some people in another super important English town got super upset that someone spoilt Jesus's party at the weekend, even though he apparently loved a good old car boot sale. Below is a real quote from a real life person.
"How can they make such a huge fuss out of Eid, a religious celebration, but then insult Easter?"
HANGS HEAD IN HANDS.
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