"I have never written a letter in my life."
"Everybody was saying we must have more leisure. Now they are complaining they are unemployed."
"People should not be afraid of their governments. Governments should be afraid of their people." - Alan Moore
"I would still like to go to the moon before I die."
"[I would] rather be dead in a ditch" - BJ
"Today is reality. Yesterday is history."
"Time flies like an arrow - but fruit flies like a banana."
"Halloween is woke, and there's nothing we can do about it."
'My favourite season? Balearic Winter'
"I don't drink blood, and last time I looked in the mirror, I had a reflection."
"I liked you a lot Coleen, & I'm so upset that you have chosen to do this, especially when I'm ...
"Disco is the first technology music. And what I mean is that 'disco' music is named after discs, because when ...
"Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks."
"The only queen I know is my mum."
"Who bothers to cook TV dinners? I suck them frozen."
"I've found a reason for me"
"Sometimes you do something, and you get screwed. Sometimes it's the things you don't do, and you get screwed."
No one likes Camden Market unless you’re 19 and from a provincial Somerset and you’ve got some time to pass ...
"We all fly. Once you leave the ground, you fly. Some people fly longer than others." - Michael Jordan
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."