Asking For A Friend #56

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Asking For A Friend #56

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.


Anyone want to buy press passes for Glastonbury? Only £1000 each.

Asking for a friend.

If I get my hair done like this Michelin starred chef, will my Vol au Vents be trendier?

Asking for a friend.

Are hippos dangerous?

Asking for a friend.

Would this look good on a 45 year old chubby funster?

Asking for a friend.

Is this a good look for a job interview at Hamley's?

Asking for a friend.

Do you like my big arms and new headphones? 

Asking for Kissy Sell Out.

Is this trendy enough to stalk people in?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a limited edition Rolex X Disney watch?

Asking for a friend.

Is this Balearic or tropical house?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for an ABBA tribute group? Available for weddings and funerals.

Asking for a friend.

Anyone know where you can get some Mickey Mouse pills from?

Asking for a friend.

Why isn't Gary Linekar playing? 

Asking for a friend.

Why isn't Peter Shilton in goal?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a pair of original Euro 96 Nike football boots?

Asking for a friend.

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