Single Review: Forward Strategy Group – A Marvel

Full marks to Forward Strategy Group for having the best management speak name of the week. Has anyone bagged Blue Sky Thinking yet? If not, I want it, it's a fucking great name. I'll release 2 albums of wretched drone noise interspliced with samples taken from youtube clips of 90s inspirational thinking tutorials. Stick a load of delay over the top, pretend I'm actually a well fit, waif like cyber chick with massive eyes and a figure that requires a diet of bog roll and popcorn to maintain, then phone Pitchfork. After the second album I'll pretend to have suffered a Karen Carpenter style aneroxia death, flog the last of my shitty outtakes to Paris Fashion Week, then watch the back catalogue sales BOOM. 

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