Entire Vinyl Pressing Plant For Sale On Ebay

Loaded? Crazy? Fancy starting your own vinyl empire? Then we have something you're gonna be preeeeetty interested in. It's come to our attention (OK, so we saw Joe Muggs post it earlier today) that one guy in Zimbabwe is selling an entire vinyl pressing plant. Not a bit of a plant, or, like, a portable unit, but an ENTIRE FLIPPING PLANT. Here's what he's written in the listing:

"YOU ARE LOOKING AT A FEW PICS OF A COMPLETE RECORD PRESSING PLANT. THE PLANT IS AN AMALGAMATION OF TWO PLANTS , ONE FROM LUSAKA ZAMBIA AND THE OTHER FROM GALLO RECORDS , IN HARARE , ZIMBABWE. THE EQUIPMENT IS BY  TOOLEX ALPHA , SWEDEN. IT INCLUDES BOILER PUMPS , COOLING TOWER ETC AND ALSO COMES WITH A HUGE AMOUNT OF SPARES NOT PICTURED.  I AM LIMITED TO 12 PICS HERE ON EBAY."

"THE PLANT STANDS AS IT WAS LEFT WHEN PRODUCTION CEASED AND HAS NOT BEEN TOUCHED SINCE. I AM SELLING THIS PLANT AS A JOB LOT AND WILL NOT BREAK IT UP ."

"I WILL  ASSIST IN THE SHIPPING OF THE PLANT TO ANY DESTINATION WORLDWIDE. PROSPECTIVE BUYERS ARE WELCOME TO COME TO VIEW THE ENTIRE PLANT WHICH IS SITUATED IN HARARE , ZIMBABWE. I WILL HELP WITH SUITABLE ACCOMMODATION AND TRANSPORT TO AND FROM THE LOCATION WHERE THE PLANT IS SITUATED."

Bidding starts at a cheeky £160,000, so unfortunately our dreams of turning the Ransom Note office into a dual purpose office-cum-novelty-picture-disc-manufacturer are gonna have to remain on the back burner for a while yet. But if you've got big dreams, loads of moolah and the means to ship a factory then get bidding! Here's the link – you've got 29 days…