This Week’s Cat Scratch…

"Helpless inadequate gets 15 mins of fame and unexpected onset of desirability in early middle age
grasps with both balls
crippling unfamiliarity with women leads to blundering and by all accounts painful seduction, and as night follows day public and embarrassing recrimination…
…the thing about the new world order military industrial complex, is that if you fuck it off, it bangs you up for the rest of your natural life
youd think he knew that
he spends all his time making a massive hoo-hah about what a sinister and oppressive organisation the CIA / illuminati / world government is
then he's proved right
and whines like a fucking bitch about it
you'd think he'd be pleased." 

F%&^ getting annoyed about Jimmy Carr and all that trivial crap. GET ANNOYED ABOUT THIS. Most of my friends on here aren’t old enough to remember O Levels and more importantly, CSEs. Your child’s education and work prospects will be decided by how they perform aged 11-13. Cock that up and they’re on the scrap heap. Oh and Gove wants to implement in 2 years. 2 FRIKKING YEARS! GCSEs to be axed under Gove plan MS

With 8.5 million, why did Jimmy Carr buy such a boring house? SP
WTF… heeeeeeeey… Summer Solstice heh? Longest day of the year heeey… three to the five heeeey… does that make me mid-30s now heeeh? Well yeah, yeah it does Wil! 
Summer solstice yeah… summer, you wanna tell me how that works… summer:

National pastime mate, weather moaning. There's a reason why we do it tho. Take a look outside… 
Speaking of another national pastime: 
"Euro 2012: Joe Hart says England are here to win tournament" right wicked mate. So you're not just along for a holiday or owt or to win games without goal line technology…
Right then, let's step sideways quickly…

That sorted yeah? Cool. 

So Sonar was pretty special this year… but when is it ever not tbf. 

"Rich girls are hot because their mums are hot. But they're also insane because their dads are inbred sociopaths with Nazi fetishes." 

The Vice guide to dating rich girls – pretty funny. But having just re-watched Nathan Barley bits like this seem even funnier if you read in his voice "They won't stick around forever, however, as they're genetically pre-disposed to breed among their own kind." 

I'll be back with more in a minute but just want to get this out in time before some o' ya get home like. 

Ok sent… here I am…bet you couldn't wait eh? 

You claim that you own Casablanca and that no one else can use that name without permission. What about “Warner Brothers”? Do you own that too? A letter from Groucho Marx to Warner Bros

This is quite fun for 2 mins.

Words as images

Floating homes – yeah, and? my mate builds them…

Bizarre Google Street View Findings:

 not sure if it's 100% true but have a little look see on the link above.

Nice light… starting to look like outside…

Right, look I know I had a week off last week but y'know it's my bday and I wanna go drink champagne innit…yeah actual champagne… think I've done alright this week considering!