This Week...Japan, Synthesisers And MARIO

Commentary

"I had nothing to offer anybody except my own confusion." – J. Kerouac

"I think there's a great beauty to having problems. That's one of the ways we learn." – H. Hancock

"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting." S. Tzu

"I don't want to spend my life not having good food going into my pie hole. That hole was made for pies." – P. Deen

"War does not determine who is right – only who is left." B. Russell

"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." A. Einstein

Read more at http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_war.html#QJRfWdx2e7s8lkB1.99

So it's been a week full of emotions and annoyance and yet more impending doom and other things like that. While all that's going on the below image is what I'm working with right now as I'm fully bed ridden so this 'this week' will have to be somewhat brief. Anyway, what the hell has been going on?

IF YOU DIDN'T KNOW WE WENT TO WAR

About bloody time. Anyway yeah, we decided to go to war which is great for everyone. Your mum who lives in rural England? Yeah it's great for her because she has something to worry about in her middle age. Your dad? She can talk to your Dad about it. But what about you? Well it means that I'm going to try take your mind off it with things like…

SOMEBODY WROTE LYRICS FOR THE MARIO THEME TUNE

"Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
Go save Princess Peach! Go!
Today, full of energy, Mario runs
Today, full of energy, jumping!
Today, full of energy, searching for coins
Today, keep going, Mario!

Get a mushroom – it’s Super Mario!
Get a flower – it’s Fire Mario!
Goomba! Troopa! Buzzy Beetle! Beat them all!
Mario is always full of energy and strong!
Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
Go and beat the Koopa tribe, go!

Today, full of energy, Mario runs
Today, full of energy, jumping!
Today, full of energy, searching for coins
Today, keep going, Mario!

Get a star – become invincible!
Quickly, go save Princess Peach!
Lakitu! Blooper! Cheep Cheep! Beat them all!
Mario is always full of energy and strong!

Today, full of energy, Mario is still running, running
He’s made it to the castle and gets fireworks!
Lightly sidestepping the Hammer Bros.
Show the last of your power, Mario!
It’s been a long journey but it’s nearly at an end
You’ve done it, you’ve done it! You’ve defeated Bowser!

Princess Peach says “Thank you”
Mario’s got a great big heart!
Mario’s adventure is over for now, but
Mario’s dream lives forever

…"

via FACT

SOMEBODY MADE A VIDEO GAME OF THE BEEF BETWEEN ACTION BRONSON AND GHOSTFACE KILLAH

It's bloody great. Run away from Ghostface's giant stupid head here.

THIS IS THE WEIRDEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN.

GIVE YOURSELF A HEADACHE.

Be a bedroom producer but with more, y'know, fun.

AND FINALLY….WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO?

The woman who put that cat in the bin that time?

Somebody only went and wrote a bloody novel about her. Her, a whole novel. An entire book filled with words about someone who put a cat in the bin. An entire bloody novel.