This Week… Who’s The Real Winner?
“Disappointed? Dejected? Depressed? There's a club for that, it's called Britain and we meet in the pub”
"People like lager and nuts."
"People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis. You can't trust people Jeremy."
“Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause and reflect.” – M. Twain again…
In an attempt to avoid discussing last night's election results (because this definitely wasn't prepared beforehand), we're leaving out all the politics. Mostly. Instead, here's a bunch of animal gubbins…
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." – G. Marx
"I'm not an activist; I don't look for controversy. I'm not a political person, but I'm a person with compassion. I care passionately about equal rights. I care about human rights. I care about animal rights." – E. DeGeneres
"Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason." – O Wilde
"Frogs are always cool. Like, never has there been a frog hopping towards me, and I thought, 'Man, I better play dead. Here comes that frog.' I've never said, 'Here comes that frog' in a horrifying manner. It's always optimistic, like, 'Hey, here comes that frog — fantastic! Maybe he will settle near me.'" – M. Hedberg
Please say the Tories didn't get in…