This week... Noel edmonds,meowmania & how to make everything OK.

Commentary

“I purchased this book because I’ve always felt like a bit of a “beta male” in my “pack.” I didn’t get a lot of respect from the guys, and I got even less attention from the ladies. However, after reading Mr. Ironwood’s book, I finally feel like a real “alpha.” I’m improving my leadership skills, learning to be more confident, and being much more aggressive about marking my territory. Not only that, but I think the females are finally starting to notice me!”

“they’re turning kids into slaves, just to make cheaper sneakers, but what’s the real cost cos the sneakers don’t seem that much cheaper, why are we still paying so much for sneakers when you’re getting them made,

by little slave kids, what are your overheeeeeaaaaaads” Jerome & Brett – Flight of the concords

“I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong, especially after what he achieved, winning seven Tour de France races while on drugs. When I was on drugs, I couldn’t even find my bike.” Willie Nelson

“Most people in Britain don’t even know how to get the World Service.

“There are 50,000 people speaking Gaelic. Welsh language has been declining over 10 years and the BBC spends 48 million on that.”

Asked if he paid the licence fee, he said: “I don’t have a TV licence. I don’t watch except on catch-up.” Noel Edmonds