This Week… Delusion, Drugs And Dog News

"Confidence is 10 percent work and 90 percent delusion, just thinking foolishly that you will be able to do what you want to do." – T Fey.

"There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened." – D Adams.

"I don't have a microwave oven but I do have a clock that occasionally cooks shit." – M Hedberg.

"As any Brit will understand, things get a little easier when you don't have to be number one any more. Really, the fall of an empire is not as bad as everyone thinks. It's like retirement. People fear retirement, but it can turn out be rather pleasant." J Oliver.

"I don't do drugs, I am drugs." – S Dali.

The all-seeing eye of Google…

So… Snapchat is pretty big…

Go play with this for a few hours…

Find out who today's number one God is…

I don't know what these are but I can't stop watching them…

Right then, on with the general internet weirdness…

This one comes from a young man called Joe Europe who provides us with the caption "Ciaran's big day out in Brighton"…

I'm good thanks, Owen.

I need this.

Screw all of you having fun at Glastonbury.

xx