This Week… 808 State, Putin & Nail Files

"We are losing a lot of people to the Internet. We have to do something. We have to go see Bill Gates and a lot of different people that really understand what's happening. We have to talk to them [about], maybe in certain areas, closing that internet up in some way." – Donald Trump

"I like music that's more offensive. I like it to sound like nails on a blackboard, get me wild." – Iggy Pop

"Walk with me through the pathway to more success." – Dj Khaled

NEW PLANET CAUSING SHIT

MAN 'PROBABLY' KILLED BY RUSSIAN PRESIDENT WHO DIDN'T LIKE HIM

In a shock news announcement that sent the world into a state of flabergasted confusion a certain Russian president who didn't like another Russian man 'probably' killed him. Yes in an act of eye roll inducing 'well d'uh'-ism not seen since the day George Michael came out as gay after an investigation concluded this week that Andrei Litvinenko's assassination was 'probably' signed off by Russian president Putin the world suddenly came round to the news that Russia may not be what it seems. Yes that country who are constantly type cast as henchmen in James Bond/Steven Seagal movies, invade the Ukraine because why not it's a Tuesday and hate punk have now been outed as bad guys? Whatever next, a Jamaican bobsleigh team?

THE NEWS IN BRIEF…

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