Asking For A Friend #82

Our man Mitch Davis has a "special relationship" with his "friend", you could even say that opposites attract. Mitch is an intelligent, informed and inspirational human, where as once again it seems the bloke he meets down the pub is rather more challenged. What have they been asking this week?

How do you get out of these woods? 
Asking for a friend.

Ever get that feeling you're being followed?
Asking for a friend.

Is this a good look for my job interview at Luton Airport today?
Asking for a friend.

Is this suitable for a court appearance tomorrow?
Asking for a friend.

Will humans in the future be able to walk to the sun? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a slightly haunted doll?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking to hire a state of the art studio to make artisan tropical house in?
Asking for a friend.