Asking For A Friend #62

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

If I wear these Wolf print jeans, will people think I'm all deep and spiritual and shit?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy an original pressing of Pink Floyd's Meddle? Mint condition.
Asking for a friend.

If this was left on your front door, should you be worried?
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Are these Primark vests balearic?
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Where can I buy these?
Asking for Sean Johnston and Davie Miller.

If you've done 20 Lego Es…and now look like this, should you be worried?
Asking for a friend.

Does my belly look big in this?
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Anyone want to buy a lovely cuddly toy for the kids?
Asking for a friend.