Asking For A Friend #54

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend.

Can someone lend us £1.29?

Asking For A Friend.

Why didn't I get let into Berghain last night?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone got any more coke?

Asking for a friend.

Is this balearic? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a taxidermied pet cat?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone looking for a feminist artisan taxi service? 

Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to join a hard street gang for fights and shit?

Asking for a friend.

Anyone free tomorrow?

Asking for a friend.