Asking For A Friend #41

There is always that one bloke in the pub who thinks out loud. Who asks the questions which pop into his head almost immediately, he has little filter and asks the questions that we all want to know the answers to. His name is Mitch Davis and this is Asking For A Friend. 

Anyone for tennis?
Asking for a friend.

If there's something strange, in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call?
Asking for a friend.

Anyone know a cheap cleaning company?
Asking for a friend.

Why am I so chubby?
Asking for a friend.

Is it ok to get the kids to water your plants? 
Asking for a friend.

Anyone want to buy a taxidermied fox that's been turned into a posh handbag?
Asking for a friend.

Do you like my new pointy shoes?
Asking for Noel Tiny Beard.

Anyone want to buy some authentic Matrix glasses?
Asking for a friend.