Asking For A Friend #21

As we trundle through those harrowing days of a week that disappointingly don't begin with an S, we can hold our heads high as we look forward to whatever treats Mitch Davis and the dazzling array of 'unique' questions that his friend throws our way every Friday. As you head off into the weekend, be sure to ask yourself all of these at least once before you leave the house. Here's this week's batch of questions, kicking off with the image above;

Urgent! Has anyone seen this flyer? Asking for a friend.

Is it okay to correct someone's grammar when sexting? Asking for a friend.

If you just eat cold water everyday, will you lose weight? Asking for a friend.

How much alcoholic hand gel do you need to drink to get pissed? Asking for a friend.

Should I wear a hat to hide this dodgy fringe? Asking for a friend.

How much coffee do you need to drink to get the same buzz as smoking crack? Asking for a friend.

If nobody has turned up for your Star Wars themed birthday party again, should you just give up on it all? Asking for a friend.

If a girl likes your Facebook statuses, does that mean she wants to have it off with you? Asking for a friend.

If you eat this for breakfast everyday, will you lose weight? Asking for a friend.

Is there a way to download ladies' whole photo albums on here, rather than clicking on them all individually? Asking for a friend.

Why do they paint the white markings on those long necked horses in Africa? Asking for a friend.

If you have a small penis, should you complain to the papers about it? Asking for a friend.

Is it ok to steal a captive baby panda if you dress like his parents? Asking for a friend.

Is it acceptable to go to church on a Sunday morning just to check out the single ladies? Asking for a friend.

Is this a good look if you're off for a spot of illegal rare egg theft? Asking for a friend.

Mitch Davis can be found running Numb Magazine among other things.