Win Tickets to Low Life Bedroom Olympics party

Art & Culture

We've got three pairs of tickets to give away for the Low Life Bedroom Olympics party this Saturday, that's a, what, menage a six? Get stuck in! To be in with a chance of winning simply email IHOLDTHENATIONALRECORDFORTHEPERVERTPOLEVAULT to with a picture of yourself enaged in a bedroom olympics discipline of your choice (no, that bit's a joke RSN doesn't want any filthy pictures you perverts)…Check the details below, it's going to be a banger…. 

Valentine’s Sat Feb 16 at Corsica Studios.
Justin Vandervolgen (TBC/DFA), Soft Rocks (ESP Institute), Bill Brewster, Michael Cook, Matthew & Jolyon, Frank Broughton. ??
Four years in the making, it's the sporting event of the decade as a secret South London stadium hosts a head-to-head-to-head of the world's finest sexual athletes. Once more the Olympic spirit will reign supreme, as hopes and dreams are brought to a climax and stacks of exciting records broken.??Whether you're a pair, a team or solo, start training now, sharpen your technique and don't get caught using a banned substance. Even if you don't make it to the medal table, make your nation proud and rise to the occasion.??Let the games commence.??
SPORTS: ?Synchronised dressing gowns, 4x100m duvet, Insane Bolt, Seb Coe vs Hugh Hefner, pillow vault, tongue hockey, watersports, gym-nasty, the four-minute smile, spam javelin, the 100 girl breast stroke, squat thrusts, mixed doubles, hole in one, sexual marathon, Women's pairs, the Brazilians are coming, modern shagtathlon…