This Week… Badgers, Baked Beans And Bad Grammar

“I’ve seen a man die weasel fighting.” – Bernard Leering

"Beans have a soul." – Pythagoras

"Man is the most intelligent of the animals – and the most silly." – Diogenes

This Week will be a whirlwind of the good, the bad and the ugly and the silly and the true and the lies (oh the lies) and of repetition of news from the week and a repetition of news from the week. 

First up is the hard-as-nails UKIP leader, Henry 'Badger Strangler' Bolton. The ex-Lib Dem man has been chatting bare shit, still. Having previously pledged to make his party more professional, he now boasts how he could run across a Devon Moor, capture a Badger and break its neck. A quality I think you’ll find is non-existent in any of the other party leaders.

I mean, haven't you ever wondered why Theresa May was running through a field of wheat? I suspect it’s because she was cete upon by a gang of badgers.

Would Henry be so cocky if he came face to face with this fella' below?

I very much doubt it. That stare. Those traps. That neck.

Breaking from the news slightly this week, we've got a very useful tool for those of you who are concerned that you either were, are or could be a Hurricane.

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Back to the news.

Melania Trump was hungover. Badly. But someone thought it was a government cover-up.

Do you get goosebumps when listening to music? Apparently, this reaction is quite rare and those that can make a physical connection to music have different brain structures to those that don’t. 

ANYWAY…

If you’ve ever had a picture taken or been in a picture, have you ever done THIS?