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If youve been looking for that elusive bridge thatll link your love of burlesque (you naughty devil) with your propensity to get on one down Shoreditch of a Saturday night, then this slickly produced bag of shit ensures you need look no further. Coming from a fine lineage of songs that cock about with a 40s swing band sample and some pointless house beats, this is essentially Doop for a new decade, and set to be just as huge. I dont know, maybe Im just being a curmudgeon. No. Hold on, Ive just listened again and its total gash. Possibly a number one come the new year. Jesus. The bloke whos responsible also wrote the theme for Serbian Big Brother, which makes him the Balkan Paul Oakenfold. Make of that that you will. Ian Mcquaid

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