Pornhub To Start Record Label

Well, it's big HELLO to all the internet traffic that will have found itself on Ransom Note because we're writing a piece about Porn Hub. Here's an erotic picture so you don't feel cheated:

Phwoaaar!!

In big news for connoisseurs of grumble flick music, internet porn giant Porn Hub – who we had definitely never heard of before we started writing this article – have confirmed that they plan to start their own record label. According to Billboard "Today marks the launch of Pornhub Records, along with a contest to find an official "anthem" for Pornhub."

"We've always seen a strong music presence from the beginning of Pornhub," says company head of PR and marketing Matt Blake. "Artists upload their own stuff, like uncensored tracks and R-rated versions of songs. Some people come in and upload exclusive videos, so it creates a buzz for them."

Apparently, comedy-hair-having clown Coolio has already signed to the label, debuting with a song about how he likes to wank. Oh, the humanity. Other producers have already used the site to upload their videos, with both Faulty DL and Xiu Xiu premiering entirely unerotic videos on Pron Hub in the last year. 

"We're looking for acts that aren't necessarily porn-focused," says Price. "We're an ad-based network looking for content that appeals to our demographic. Mature lyrics for an adult audience; no boy bands or teen-pop, for instance."

Well there you go. Here at Ransom Note, we'd like to suggest Kunt & the Gang's inspirational ode to knocking one out over Carol Vorderman as a show in for Porn Hub anthem. Give it a trap remix and your away.