Motorhead

Operation Popeye, Blackjack, Cloverleaf and Haarp are ACTIVE .This means everything is bad. Very bad. Theres another thing going on about pathogen counters but I didnt really understand what. I know all this because Captain tells me. He came over tonight and filled me in on whats going on. Also, apparently a rock star he used to work with (and I know his name but Im not going to write it-) is a paedophile. When my wife pointed out that paedos can be spotted by their lobster claw hands, Captain told us hed always been suspicious since he noticed the guitarist in question played a lot of power chords and couldnt play a G#m7. Captain is the head of the West German Motorhead fanclub, and next week hes bringing us tickets to go to Motorheads 35^th anniversary show. Captains metal band play in Australia next month. Theyre called something like Man O Machine. While I was looking for them on myspace I found this band, Man And Machines who are SHIT. THEY ARE SHIT. I dont tend to like listening to something ironically, but THEY ARE MESMERICALLY SHIT. Theyre probably the worst band Ive ever heard. I dont think its unnecessarily mean to say this as theyve got over a million plays. Whore is my favourite tune.

Man and Machines Myspace

Ian Mcquaid

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