Britney Spears


Fuck! Its the Britney beast ! Keep on dancing til the world ends she grimaces at us. In the background the band spin a bottle to decide whether theyre going to play dubstep, crunk, electro or turn of the century ragtime for the next 30 seconds. It all gets a bit confusing. Is this what it sounds like in a 5 year olds head ? Like every style of music ever made being played all at once whilst a medicated nutter garbles things about the apocalypse into an autotune ? Should we be scared ? Probably, probably, yes.

Ian Mcquaid