This Week... you're such a Jeremy Hunt

Commentary

"Rupert Murdoch says there was a "cover-up" at the News of the World (NoW) but insists it was kept hidden from him." Bsht, what, sorry? Eh? "Someone took charge of a cover-up which we were victim to" blx, what, sorry?
"I'm getting ahead of myself now… or getting ahead of you." R. Murdoch

"Jonathan Stephens declines 10 times to confirm minister's (Jeremy Hunt) version of events that led to resignation of special adviser" GD Don't worry Jezza… Davey's standing by you.

"This festival is a celebration of the remarkable culture that we have in our country," said Hunt about the London 2012 festival. "And in this very special year when we will be in the global spotlight as never before in our lifetimes, this festival encapsulates all that we are proud of." Cool, is it sponsored by News Corp?

"Been a lot of problems with Coo garrs around this area, knocking things over raping cows and sheep…" A. Buxton

"Any company based in the EU is obliged to give users all data it holds on them if requested. Google's EU-based subsidiaries don't process any user data, and so avoid this requirement, but for anyone outside the US and Canada, Facebook's Irish office holds masses of data."

OK… moving swiftly on…

How to download your info from Google and Youtube

Go into a crowded elevator and say 'I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today'… and other To do

How the hell did this happen?

I'm listening to Jeff Mills. Don’t listen to Jeff Mills alone. We suggest… “THE JEFF MILLS” 1 bottle Red wine – Serve at room temperature.

I'm listening to to Ceephax Acid Crew. Don’t listen to Ceephax Acid Crew alone. We suggest…“THE CEEPHAX ACID CREW” 2 oz. Fucking Rum 2 oz. Tonic water

Combine in shaker and strain into cocktail glass. Serve. Stir vigorously.
I could go on forever with this.

Ye (when I say ye I mean me) of increasing lack of attention span needs something like Dark Copy in his life. "DarkCopy is for anyone who enjoys the simplicity of a typewriter, and wants to increase productivity by focusing only on writing." How nice. And that is not said in sarcastic Wil tone or owt.

Nice pictures of a silent world: