This Week… Your Boyfriend’s Favourite Band Is Hoobastank
"I've found a reason for me" – Hoobastank
"To change who I used to be" – Hoobastank
"A reason to start over new" – Hoobastank
"And the reason is you" – Hoobastank
Right, this week we aren't going to talk about politics – AT ALL.
So, kicking things off let's start with a story about baked beans. The following is an extract taken from this Guardian article and leaves us with many unanswered questions…
"Steve Smith, 41, was looking forward to a quick, easy meal after getting home late from a busy day at work.
But when he opened a multipack tin of Heinz baked beans ready to tuck in, he was shocked to discover there was only one bean and some bean juice. On average, a Heinz tin contains about 465 beans."
Question 1: Why is this news?
Question 2: Surely he would have been able to assess that there was only one bean inside based upon the weight of the tin when purchasing?
Question 3: Why is this news, again?
Meanwhile, the Stereophonics are looking for extras for their new music video… I wish we were lying…
The Boiler Room conundrum was solved forever…