This Week… Tuna Lasagne, Space X and Quincy Quotes


"Is this chicken, what I have, or is this fish? I know it's tuna, but it says 'Chicken of the Sea.'" – Jessica Simpson

"I want to put a ding in the universe." – Steve Jobs

"The Beatles were the worst musicians in the world." – Q. Jones

Did you know that Theresa May… ahh fucking who cares. It's just going to be bad news. I'm super, super on the positive vibe right now, yeah. You know, the type everyone else is doing, where they don't say anything remotely critical that they or others are doing because the negativity might breed a negative outcome for them in the long run. Wheras if they push this fake real attitude of positivity they might get lucky from it. It's totally genuine and not in any way self absorbed. Spread luv not h8 m8. Having said that, did you know the Beatles were shit. Yeah, sorry…

Quincy Jones on the other hand.. tell it like it is FFS!. Maybe it's easier being real at 84?

So, apparently — according to Quincy — Michael Jackson stole a lot of stuff (songs). Marlon Brando likes fucking radiators. Prince once planned to run over MJ, La Toya and his mother. He does not like pear-like breasts. Malcolm X was his dope dealer. He thinks Trump is a crazy motherf***** with limited mental ability, and he does not rate The Beatles.

Fucking commies!

Brando and Prior were lover, eh? Fucking radiators and such like, eh? Quaaludes you say, eh? I wonder why they fell out of favour….

It puts a whole new spin on bleeding a radiators, doesn't it.

I think I speak for us all when I say that the radiator is one of the hottest objects in any room.


Where is Space X going?  Well, you can watch the live footage on Youtube if you have nothing else to do.

Was it faked though? Conspiracies are under way already. Or maybe it was the perfect murder….

Anyway, what did you do for lunch? Are you doing Meatebuary now? Asking for myself. Wimpy has you covered for tonight.

Would you like chip 'n dip with that?

And contribute to a new London 'berg in the process, now that the Museum of London have taken the original.

Hot diggety dog! Hold back the river, world! GUESS who'se back?

No, not Em.

And he is without a hat.

I’m not being facetious. Look.

Awesome. That's bloody awesome that is. Good on ya, James Bay. You can read more about this, his fantastic new, upcoming, new, nu, no hat allowed album, Beaver Felt, HERE.

Speaking of cunts, top cunt Hopkins was detained in South Africa and weirdly its for the most likely reason your could make up if it was made up, which it is not. SPREADING RECIAL HATRED.

And she was taking Ketamine for  serious dislocation — of morals, ethics and humility.

It's only fair to start including some sports news.


What's next then?…

The weekend is nearly here. Got everything you need for the tuna lasagne?

Done, done, done, done, done, bye, bye, bye, bye

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