This Week… Server Error, Falling, Cats/Dogs, Delete yourself


“It is unwise to be too sure of one's own wisdom. It is healthy to be reminded that the strongest might weaken and the wisest might err.” Mahatma Gandhi

"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest." Isaac Asimov

“Have no fear of perfection – you'll never reach it.”  Dalí

"The Internet: transforming society and shaping the future through chat." Dave Barry

“Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.”  Napoleon

“I know there's a proverb which that says 'To err is human,' but a human error is nothing to what a computer can do if it tries.” Agatha Christie

Proof again this week of why cats are eminently better than dogs… 

Come on buzzfeed. Tell us why cats are better than dogs…

1. Cats are better athletes.
Here is a standard picture of a dog attempting to catch an easy goal in ultimate frisbee.

… and here is a picture taken right after a cat has executed an impressive reverse steal by employing the wedge defense.

18 Reasons Cats Are Better Than Dogs

Hmm, I wonder wherethefuckshouldigotoeat… random, pointless… much like my column. 

Falling, falling… click image…



Want to delete yourself from the internt? You can…

Play Planet Crash… fun for all the family…



Sorry, sorry… do you know how many people are in space right now?

Thought that bookshops in London were dying out? Think again… thelondonbookshopmap

How to relieve anxiety? Make background sounds on noisli

Pick a colour… any colour. colourco

Christ, my brain is starting to hurt… drinking on school nights is not good for me anymore… goodbye for now. 


Oh if you like that reaction. Check some more chemical reactions. You'll enjoy em