This Week… IRONY, HONESTY AND WAGNER

"Irony is just honesty with the volume cranked up." – G Saunders

"Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper." – Bjork

"So, where's the Cannes Film Festival being held this year?" – C Aguilera

"I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to." – E Presley

"Wagner's music is better than it sounds." – M Twain

"I'll piss on your Dad's cigarettes." – WT

20-year-old MP becomes best MP in parliament…

And CENSORED of the year goes to…

Anchorman 2 wasn't all that bad…

Rules is rules…

Solid advice.

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Colouring in done right…

See you in the woods.

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