This Week on a Boris string...

Commentary

"The worst thing about the internet is the way it galvanises d^&kheads" AT

"@DJDaveClarke to star as M.Bison in "Street Fighter: The Opera", coming to theaters near you in 2013" RU

"Broadcaster, author and one of the first public figures to suggest high-visibility clothing for people manning temporary car parks." AP

"MC butt plug, MC jizz in your eye.15 different tunes played every night, guaranteed!" Raveageddon

'With Secret Order, Obama Enters US in Syrian Civil War. Presidential order gives clandestine service greenlight to fund and support opposition forces." Brilliant!

'Be friendly. It will help make you happy.' 'Hope for everything. Expect nothing.'

"Don't stay angry about anything for more than a week, but don't forget what made you angry. Hold your anger out at arm's length and look at it, as if it were a glass ball. Then add it to your glass ball collection." Perfect

Well it would just be rude not to start with the incredible absurdity of this wouldn't it…

Boris on a zip wire

Future Prime Minister there mate…

Facebook has more than 83 million illegitimate accounts. It's like the stolen generation… well, it's not really.

Oooh the Olympics are actually quite exciting… not that anyone's actually watching them in person but still, quite good to watch from afar from a screen.
It's amazing what filler the BBC can come up with to take up its front page of news during said Olympics.
Take Human vs ant: Animal athletes in action for instance.
Interesting that a male rhinoceros beetle "can lift an astonishing 850 times their body weight, or put another way, Hossein lifting six double-decker buses weighing over 8000kg." tho!

So FARR was pretty out of this world… if you didn't come with us this year… shame on you! Rectify it forthwith next year please… how could you miss out on this:

Incredible glasses as provided by UseItUpWearItOut. Thanks Jo! x

Have you seen Who Sampled Who… cheat's guide but I've become quite obsessed with it.

Can't let this one go really can we… ResidentUnvisor

Pscychedelic cat man, psychedelic man….

FDA Approves First-Ever Digestible Digital Pill – I can't decide if I'm supposed to be scared.

Blimey Brazil are doing alright with massive sporting events in the next 4 years aren't they? Praise be for the artificial waterfall…

Apparently, the Waterfall Could Make 2016 The Greenest Olympic Games Yet

60 Seconds in thought

We all think we know about it… but have Einstein's theory of relativity explained to you.

Good, good.

The state of the music industry by Oatmeal. Utopian yes but a good utopian ideal.

Creative packagaing they call it:

Synonym finder… useful for me and my nonsense.

The world's lowest density material.

Blimey, Girbraltar Airport looks like a driver's paradise:

Right, think that's enough to be going on with this morning… Mr SU is being rather unhelpful with inspiration and I think my computer's about to crash…plus I need pretend I know what I'm talking about when I interview Mr Adrian Sherwood shortly!

Love you…x