This Week… office parties, better him than me, Max Headroom, other.


You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you’re not ‘professional’ any more. Jeff Foxworthy

There are shortcuts to happiness, and dancing is one of them.

Unbelievable. I do the nicest thing that anyone’s ever done for these people and they freak-out. Well happy birthday Jesus, sorry your party’s so lame.

If you go to a party, and you want to be the popular one at the party, do this: Wait until no one is looking, then kick a burning log out of the fireplace onto the carpet. Then jump on top of it with your body and yell, “Log o’ fire! Log o’ fire!” I’ve never done this, but I think it’d work.

I don’t believe in the Conservative party or the Labout party. I just believe in parties.

Michael Scott: You’re the expert, is this enough to get 20 people plastered?
Salesperson: 15 bottles of vodka? Yeah, that should do it.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we’re here, shall we dance?

Riiight, so according to a philosophical thought experiment it is more likely than not that we’re living inside a computer simulation


Can’t work out if this is actually serious. I’m assuming so…

Click the image to collapse…make your own n all.

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This guy was far too prepared:

One hell of a pilot…


So long the age of youtube djs…

Great Art in Ugly Rooms, the title says it all… 

Cats, cats, cats… (and parrots)



Occasionally we have time for dogs here at R$N too…

God, the hangover’s kicking in now… Xmas parties… christ!