This Week… Mexican Wrestling, Chocolate Fountains & Hot Water

"I find that a duck’s opinion of me is very much influenced over whether or not I have bread." – Mitch Hedberg 

“It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for… it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?” – The Joker

"Who the fuck are you?" – Keith Richards to Justin Bieber. Seriously.

"Sometimes I forget that unsaid sentences do not mean unfelt emotions." – Tyler Knott Gregson

"Yeah, I can come get your hot water back on on Saturday." – Mr Plumber, Wednesday.

"It's the end of an era…J-Man and Channy!" – Joey Tribbiani

Alright, I'm handing the reigns back to Wil after this. Honest.

Speaking of Wil, latest news suggests he may be running away to become a Mexican wrestler;

If you need confirmation that he looks like that, here's a shot of him and Tonka from the Xmas party;

And what I was busy doing when they took the photo;

Lot of buzz about this guy this week for some reason…

Someone is living the dream;

I stand corrected, this is living the dream;

Alright, alright. Wil's back next week. Happy now Andy? ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???

C xx