This Week… Living With Lions, Ear Scratch, Semicolons & GoodbyeS

 
Commentary

"Never say goodbye because goodbye means going away and going away means forgetting.” J.M. Barrie

“Remember me and smile, for it's better to forget than to remember me and cry.” Dr. Seuss

"Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it." Trey Parker

“What is that feeling when you're driving away from people and they recede on the plain till you see their specks dispersing? – it's the too-huge world vaulting us, and it's good-bye. But we lean forward to the next crazy venture beneath the skies.” Jack Kerouac

"No distance of place or lapse of time can lessen the friendship of those who are thoroughly persuaded of each other’s worth." Robert Southey

"Today, both parties are husks of what they once were. The Tories are in long-term decline, less popular than most strains of bacteria in much of the north, leaving Ukip (perversely) as a less toxic rightwing choice. There is no one simple reason: a general fragmentation in society and the triumph of individualism; the disappearance of industries that once sustained cohesive communities; the smothering of local government and unions; a political convergence that has left parties quibbling over nuances. These are reasons, of course, not excuses. But they help explain how parties have become the playthings of careerists inspired by their own ambitions and little else. The figures on the professionalisation of politics speak for themselves." O. Jones

Back in the seventies a amily shared their home in Sherman Oaks, California with a lion… so you weren't the first mate, alright?! 

Skunkeys mate…

Bunpacas mate… 

Find the Man's Head within 3 seconds and you're a genius!

 

 

   A dime has 118 ridges around the edge. 
 
   A cat has 32 muscles in each ear. 
 
   A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue. 
 
   A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours. 
 
   A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. 
 
   A "jiffy" is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second. 
 
   A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes. 
 
   A snail can sleep for three years. 
 
   Al Capone's business card said he was a used furniture dealer. 
 
   All 50 states are listed across the top of the Lincoln Memorial on the 
 back of the $5 bill. 
 
   Almonds are a member of the peach family. 
 
   An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. 
 
   Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child 
 reaches 2 to 6 years of age. 
 
   Butterflies taste with their feet. 
 
   Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds. 
 
   Dogs only have about 10. 
 
   "Dreamt" is the only English word that ends in the letters "mt." 
 
   February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full 
 moon. 
 
   In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated. 
 
   If the population of China walked past you, in single file the line 
 would never end because of the rate of reproduction. 
 
   If you are an average American, in your whole life, you will spend an 
 average of 6 months waiting at red lights. 
 
   It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open. 
 
   Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors. 
 
   Maine is the only state whose name is just one syllable 
 
   No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or 
 purple. 
 
   On a Canadian two dollar bill, the flag flying over the Parliament 
 building is an American flag. 
 
   Our eyes are always the same size from birth, 
 
   but our nose and ears never stop growing. 
 
   Peanuts are one of the ingredients in dynamite. 
 
   Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated. 
 
   "Stewardesses" is the longest word typed with only the left hand; 
 "lollipop" with your right. 
 
   The average person's left hand does 56% of the typing. 
 
   The Bible does not say there were three wise men; it only says there 
 were three gifts. 
 
   The cruise liner, QE2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel 
 that it burns. 
 
   The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube 
 and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. 
 
   The sentence: "The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog" uses every 
 letter of the alphabet. 
 
   The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely 
 solid. 
 
   The words 'racecar,' 'kayak' and 'level' are the same whether they are 
 read left to right or right to left (palindromes). 
 
   There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar. 
 
   There are more chickens than people in the world. 
 
   There are only four words in the English language which end in "dous": 
    tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. 
 
   There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels 
 in order: "abstemious" and "facetious." 
 
   There's no Betty Rubble in the Flintstones Chewables Vitamins. 
 
   Tigers have striped skin, not just striped fur. 
 
   TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only 
 on one row of the keyboard. 
 
   Winston Churchill was born in a ladies' room during a dance. 
 
   Women blink nearly twice as much as men. 
 
   Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks; 
 otherwise it will digest itself. 
 
   Now you know everything! 

 

Farewell! God knows when we shall meet again. W. Shakespeare