This Week… Lies all over your face.


“I know somebody, been sleeping in my bed. I don’t even know who he is…”
It was the cat OK… the cat. You know him too, remember. 

“It’s all over your face.”
Yeah I fed him twice OK… I admit it

“You better stop lying and start trying cos a lie just shows up on your face.”
Ok alright, I gave him a waffle. 

“I don’t even have to think about what to do, cos you can’t have your cake and eat it too.”
It was a waffle, not a cake.

“It’s written all over your face.”
Well there might be a crumb or two… I had one as well. 

“I just know somebody been getting your loving but like a fairy tale, something’s got to give.”
Seriously love, you need to calm. This is severe paranoia going on, it’s a fucking cat! 

Till next week… normal service will be resumed. ?

Hollow promises I know… x

Want to dislike the man but what a great interview from Mr Brand… single minded definitely but you have to respect that.

Oh just one more thing…

Top Image by the amazing Charles Freger