This Week… in iphone 5s, plebs and DJs complaining.

"Plebs. Learn your f****** place"…"you don't run this government". 'Alleged' terms used by Andrew MItchell when a policeman told him he couldn't cycle his bike through the main gate at Downing Street.

"If it featured a track described as "the soundtrack for a film that hasn't been made yet", he'd have the full house. It doesn't, but it does feature Closer, a track based on the five-note pattern scientists use to communicate with aliens in Close Encounters of the Third Kind, which is the kind of idea The Two Ronnies would have come up with had they been called upon to parody rave culture in 1989." Alex Petridis' excellent review of Deadmau5's new album. " "Nothing feels careless: a lot of time and effort has clearly been expended on making it as generic and unfunky as possible. It's the sound of a man who knows his market."

"While at 4AD, AR Kane would help create one of the great records of the early acid house era – and the first sample-based UK No 1. Pump Up the Volume was one half of a double A-side single released in 1987… Everyone expected the single to do well, perhaps shift 100,000 copies. When it sold by the million it nearly finished 4AD, which simply couldn't deal with a record that big." Well you learn something new every day… that I did not know.

What is grossly offensive? How far can you go on Twitter?

Really, really excited about the iPhone 5? Looking forward to paying £35 for a connector to connect it to anything? I don't even have an iphone and I'm certainly excited.
"I've had my iphone 5 for a few months now and it's turned my life into a seemingly enjoyable lie…"

The Revolving Internet… pretty good! 

Fancy a diversion? Fancy a bit of colouring in? Hippo Paint – colour anything in mate…

 

 

Boxing Cats – blimey, them olden days were a bit odd weren't they?!

Cunning Stunt – not real but quite good

 

We like the moon cos it's close to us… – forgot about them lot.

Fishing under ice… jesus, rather him than me…

 

“To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don’t know how to operate one, you probably shouldn’t be out in public unsupervised.”