This Week in unemployed reporter porter, dreams of wires & spooky reimaginings.

"When was the best period of dance music?" Gdn
"Last week." AWthl

"While Unemployed Reporter, is especially delicious as a breakfast beer," the label claims, "it’s still smooth enough to be enjoyed all day, every day." And here's a sharp general disclaimer:

(1) The Surgeon General says women shouldn't drink alcohol during pregnancy, but between Gawker and the Huffington Post, hasn't the act of procreation itself become a moral liability? (2) Drinking alcoholic beverages impairs your ability to drive a car, but it's not like you have to wake up and drive to work tomorrow so f*** it."
"When you lose, don’t lose the lesson.
Remember that not getting what you want is sometimes a wonderful stroke of luck.
Learn the rules so you know how to break them properly.
other rules of living from Mr Lama

"It's not just about playing the latest bunch a tunes… never as been." Oakenfold

“A casual stroll through a lunatic asylum shows that faith does not prove anything.” Neitzsche 

Meteor showers over Russia… the era of cheap food coming to an end with a neigh. The missing $20 trillion in tax havens. What is becoming to this world?! 

Might it be best to cast the negativity aside and concentrate on the better sides to our existence…
hang on a sec tho, the aliens have landed… run for the hills…

Still reeling from Saturday night's Kraftwerk showthis makes me want to go back even more…  

'Never take the Guardian on to a building site' Good interview with Andrew Weatherall in The Guardian.

Have you had an Unemployed Reporter Porter yet?


Front page news… Hospital baby unit in fox alert  @Foxidermy. Nothing was proved tho.

Can you see where we're going with this, this weekend?
What. foxes? Where? Oh right, there I see… 

Vet makes tiny wheelchair for disabled piglet. Cute-dar kicks in! 

I Dream Of Wires…ace looking documentary.

Go point…

Draw a stickman

Vintage condoms… and other weird shit. Click the link.


It's absolutely stupid to carry on doing things you don't like…

Dominoes… dominoes.


Oooh, good piece from Beatport about best house documentaries, re-living Pump Up The Volume…  Go on Oakey, "it's not just about playing the latest bunch a tunes… never has been."

Help finish Lee Scratch Perry’s Vision Of Paradise film. God, someone give us a hand would they. The world of Kickstarter beckons for yours truly too.
Interesting stuff from Karl Hyde…

Excited about the new Plannning To Rock stuff…

MIsxgyny Drxp Dead – Planningtorock from planningtorock on Vimeo.

Steve Mason… love you.

Did you listen to Bloc's show on Rinse on Saturday? Ace. Shouts out to Andy & Wil… 
Rediscovered this little gem from Spooky too! Criminally tarred with the 'crusty techno' brush they were…

Fimber Bravo album out now… go procure.

Charity Shoppe time again soon…

Right, must get out my pants!