This Week… I Am The Resurrection, No I Am.


"To whoever

I was going through my emails yesterday and I was absolutely repulsed and disgusted to have received this email.  I do not know how you acquired my email address as I have not subscribed to your website.  I mean, how does someone wake up in the morning and decide they are going to send someone a picture of a dog's backside?  I am totally sickened by this email.

I am a Christian and I do not take too kindly to people sending me emails blaspheming the name of Jesus.

Please remove me from your emailing list with immediate effect and I do not expect to receive any more trash from yourselves in the future."

Quote from one of the very early R$N's about this picture as lead image… don't know what he was getting so worked up about. I mean 

"Happy Easter everyone! Jesus dies, comes back from the dead — and we get chocolate eggs. It's like turn-down service from God."
"Here's the problem with Easter. The Catholic Church needs to pick a date because it keeps moving. And I think the reason they always have Easter moving to different dates is to catch us."
Denis Leary

"Let's resume everything we gave up for Lent without any new found spiritual insights."

"Every Easter I can’t understand how the eggs and the bunnies are related."

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I need some easter theremin-ness…

The Pareto principle (also known as the 80–20 rule, the law of the vital few, and the principle of factor sparsity) states that, for many events, roughly 80% of the effects come from 20% of the causes.

Make your own music map…

35-40 Years Evaluation
"The emergent identity is driven to sever the dependent relationship with the parent. Validation shifts from parent to peer group. Self-testing and the "trying on" of mediated identities drives both the consumer good and experience markets. A time of identity-driven separation similar to the adolescent stage. A period of reexamination of the web of relationships that comprise the social whole, with a rejection of those that do not fit the individual identity."

I'd say I was more… "Practice 30-35: As life gets more complex, imbalances come to the fore. This period marks the second nostalgia age as icons of childhood reemerge as symbols of value. The core values of nostalgia are reliability, consistency, and security." But then I was always a bit behind.

Ignore the shocking music… do it with the sound down but Barry Martin's Hopalong Orbits Visualizer is quite fun…

"All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!""Peanuts"

You what I am?