This Week… Cows, Forks, Television And Giving Up


"Don't Shoot!" – Bessie

"Don't Shoot!" – A. Lincoln

"Don't Shoot!" This Cat

"I once saw a forklift lift a crate of forks. It was way too literal for me." M. Hedberg

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book." Groucho Marx

Lots of libraries…


no. No. NO. NOOOOO!!!!!!


And will leave you with something about not knowing your arse from your elbow…

Aaaaaaaaand weekend.