This Week... Bacon, Shampoo And A Big Rock

Commentary

“I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.” – T Edison

"Thank you sir, may I have another." – K Bacon

"I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long." – M Hedberg

"Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't." – M Twain

"Just to clear it up: nope, I’d never heard anything about Cameron and a pig when coming up with that story. So this weirds me out." – C Brooker

OH MY GOD – A BRIAN SEWELL SOUNDBOARD!!!

Perhaps the least prescient line from the script. pic.twitter.com/xrXZ3tsaW3

— Charlie Brooker (@charltonbrooker) September 20, 2015

How does one mistake expanding insulation foam for shampoo… pic.twitter.com/W3h7aQ4Jkt

— RJ Cerasoli (@Issinoho75) September 24, 2015

Not much more to be said on the old pig-front, McQuaid's got it covered. Also, here's our handy new list of new sounds, which is nice.

And here's my pick of the week – something that we can all identify with on some level.

If you don't cover the story someone will cover it for you #piggate @5WrightStuff:

If you don't cover the story someone will cover it for you #piggate @5WrightStuff pic.twitter.com/Fi9RsSFglN

— Johnny Mains (@NooseandGibbet) September 21, 2015

Here's one we know you'll love to kick things into the internet…

Top placeholders…

Pretty sure it says LOLoutLoud on the back on Terry Crews's shirt – maybe he's a Tonka fan…

It's finally here and available to you for a nice price: SEXY DONALD TRUMP pic.twitter.com/AqhiaJDLNz

— Holly (@holly_holl) September 20, 2015

Rob Smith on one arm, Farage on the other. There is literally no situation she's not prepared for.

Posted by Ian McQuaid on Friday, 25 September 2015

Can… Can I laugh at this?