This Week 25/8
Handy Latin Phrases
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?
Did you leave the house this week?
I didn’t really
Did you take any exercise this week?
I didn’t really.
Did you do anything exciting this week?
I didn’t really.
Did you talk about yourself much this week?
I didn’t really – hard to believe I know.
Did you pay attention to anything that’s gone on in the world this week?
I didn’t really. Well, that’s not true. I knows about Gadaffi n’ stuff…
Did you talk about your cat much?
Evening like… gonna make this quick cos I want to get this to you before you leave work to enjoy what looks surprisingly like a nice evening and one too sparse this summer. There’s plenty else on here of interest, as opposed to my incessant narcissistic ramblings. One thing I will say is I’m definitely pleased that them oldies don’t get discount on long distance travel anymore and that Jacqui Smith has been using them crims around her house to do stuff for her like… quite right too. It must’ve been them wot bought them dirty movies, not her husband at all.
Anyway, pass your eyes across all that’s on offer this bank holiday. Forget the weather, there’s some absolutely mint nights abounding… one for every night of the bank holiday… enjoy and go forth and sun.
Ah, Mr Shepherd just in time:
“An interesting illustration of the difference between the notes and the music
You will never leave the house drunk again
Jesus what are a) my links coming to and b) the world ifyouwatchitbackwards
Right I think I’m going to get off, not really contributing anything constructive. Especially not in light of all the good stuff below/to the right!
Leave you with this absolute belter! Ta Mr G…